shut the fuck up
nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 1: favorite episode: Party
"Everyone here needs some instruction on interacting with grown-ups. Here are the rules: no staring at your phones, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans and no shorts. And everyone, bring a bottle of wine."
so I fell last night and badly twisted my foot to the point I can barely stand on it.
The thing I said to you before I went undercover, about how I wished something had happened between us romantically, that wasn’t nothing. That was real. I know that you’re with Teddy. I’m not trying to change that. And I get there’s stuff I can’t control. But this morning I told you that I didn’t mean any of it, and that was a lie. I just don’t want to hold anything back.
*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*
Happy 79th Birthday, Julie Andrews! (October 1st, 1935)
Sometimes I’m so sweet, even I can’t stand it.
Melissa Fumero by Daniella Kosann for The New Potato.
my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark
let’s precariously light these objects up
i am moderately aflame